tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112514995333046518.post5074820353102249100..comments2024-03-28T01:37:23.606-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion: A Top Secret MissionHillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112514995333046518.post-77609521969579261552012-09-11T20:00:23.266-05:002012-09-11T20:00:23.266-05:00Sioux,
Surely you saw my post about the expired ch...Sioux,<br />Surely you saw my post about the expired chips at the teacher lunch table! I don't remember which blog it was on. But the point is, I shared my Save A Lot brand chips. Everybody raved about their deliciousness. Then I looked at the date on the bag, and it was a month past the Use By date.<br /><br />Allow me to add to your list: seven-day-old pulled pork from conference night, which had been left in and out of the refrigerator numerous times for numerous hours. But it was FREE, by cracky!<br /><br />Eek! My little Pony! He is of most use to me with his flesh left upon his bones.<br /><br />***********<br />knancy,<br />I cannot play such mind games with my students. They would be discombobulated for days, trying to imagine WHO could possibly find me a favorite. <br /><br />More likely, some avid hunter would ask me to balance an apple upon my smarts-filled noggin, and commence target practice with a compound bow.<br /><br />Ride tight in your handbasket, my dear.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112514995333046518.post-70529370149374402392012-09-11T15:06:49.089-05:002012-09-11T15:06:49.089-05:00Just line them up on your desk and make people thi...Just line them up on your desk and make people think that your students brought their fsvorite teacher apples. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,! I am going to rot in hell for this, aren't I? Oh well, at least I have a hand basket to help me get there.knancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01676773933097423968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8112514995333046518.post-8989790023933841052012-09-10T21:12:15.833-05:002012-09-10T21:12:15.833-05:00Other things that are "crack" for teache...Other things that are "crack" for teachers: Krispy Kremes, a half-empty package of cheap, off-brand cookies (they can even be stale and soft, and the vultures will still circle and swarm), chips (again, stale) and salsa, any left-over appetizers from a colleague's party last night/three nights ago/last weekend.<br /><br />I hope The Pony successfully completed his mission. If he had been caught in MY building, his bones would be been stripped of all flesh like a calf in a piranha pool. It would have been ugly... Sioux Roslawskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924021828536277618noreply@blogger.com