Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Pony To The Infirmary, STAT!

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Pity my poor little Pony. He came home from Grandma's on Sunday with a blister on the pinky toe side of his right hoof. Grandma called d...
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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Sixth Sixth Sixth. The Mark Of The Devil's Playground.

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At the Devil's Playground, you're always 6th in line. Wasn't that their slogan a few years back. Oh, no. You're right. The s...
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Monday, August 29, 2011

It's All About The Spin

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I make a weekly journey to The Devil's Playground every Sunday. Today is Monday. The Pony informed me he is out of shampoo. The Pony is ...
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Sunday, August 28, 2011

Roadkill Etiquette Of My Youth

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On the way to town this morning, I saw a dead armadillo in the road. They don't flatten out like possums. During my youth, you would hav...
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Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Show-Me Stater

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We had a little discussion this morning, Slumlord H and I, on how we used to own a duplex for rental purposes. It was a good deal. One side ...
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Friday, August 26, 2011

Out Of The Mouths Of Ponies

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This evening I noticed that something had bitten my right hand between the pinky knuckle and the ring-finger knuckle. As I puttered about in...
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Mysterious World Of Men

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Funny how a man who builds machines that put teeth in steel bands to make saw blades for butchers, and who has been sent to Brazil, Germany,...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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