Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Trouble In Not-Paradise

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I am fixin' to have a go-round with one of The Devil's Handmaidens. Hear that? I'm letting you in on the ground floor. Anybody...

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

My Dog Is A Real Knock-Out

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I don't for one minute regret rescuing our sweet, rambunctious dog Juno. She would have starved to death on my mom's porch if the #1...

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Life, And Its Opposite

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The Mansion is bursting with life. More specifically, the grounds of Hillmomba just outside the Mansion are bursting with life. Don't ...

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Monday, May 28, 2012

A Hot New Business Venture

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I spent the morning roasting in The Devil's Playground. Doesn't The Devil know that it costs more to cool those open receptacles o...

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Priorities, People. Priorities.

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Farmer H threw a rod. No, it's not some little-known hillbilly sport that deserves to be in the Olympics right alongside rhythmic gymn...

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Helping The Helper

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The #1 son sought me out this afternoon in search of chores. For money, of course. After driving to town and unloading his mower, his pre-ag...

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Friday, May 25, 2012

It's A Thankless Task, This Child-Rearing Thing

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I am somewhat concerned about the #1 son. His dream is to attend college at MIT. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology. It's in Bost...

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Hillbilly Mom: I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.

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