Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

If It's Not One Thing, It's The Weather

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I don't know about you, but I am tired of fighting this heat wave. Seems like it's been going on since February. Ruined my snow day ...

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Monday, July 30, 2012

I Scratch My Back, You Scratch Yours

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I've got a lot of nerve. At least that's how it feels. Something has gone awry in my neck-shoulder area. For a few weeks I've ...

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Sunday, July 29, 2012

My New Job Description

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Just when I had resigned myself to the title of Chief Food Warmer-Upper and Sandwich Maker...Farmer H gave me a new task. Tire Inflater. F...

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Saturday, July 28, 2012

The Armchair Lawyer

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Quick, somebody give me the number for Mystery, Inc. I thought I had them on speed dial, what with all the unsolved mysteries that abound he...

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Friday, July 27, 2012

Gall Of Nature

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I may have been disappointed yesterday, when the clever fox in my front yard turned out to be my orange-striped cat. But Even Steven remedie...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hillmomban Safari

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This morning, as I sat in Farmer H's La-Z-Boy, watching the upstairs TV, which is kind of like a lesser babka, compared to my big-screen...

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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

It Seems My Teeth Are Getting Long

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Gosh! We're about to run out of July! Which means that school is imminent! I hate beginnings and endings. Just plop me down in the mi...

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Hillbilly Mom: I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.

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