Friday, November 30, 2012

From The Efforts Of Many, One Kick-Butt Punchline

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Yesterday I had a bit of tampering with my school laptop. That's how I see it, anyway. A piece disappeared, and the mouse and number pad...
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Thursday, November 29, 2012

A Crown, A Trophy, And A Blanket Of Roses

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It was a close contest today, my friends. Two competitors, neck and neck, rounding the curve, pounding down the home stretch, surging toward...
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Has The Nose Of A Bloodhound

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My students are so considerate. Just after lunch, one asked me if I had manure in my room. Well, no. As if I could stash such a treat in t...
Tuesday, November 27, 2012

No More Mrs. Nice Guy

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I am feeling quite cantankerous today. Angry, even. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli. Perhaps it's simply full moon fe...
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Monday, November 26, 2012

Mrs. HM Needs A Flapper Necklace Made Of Garlic

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I am about 38 winks shy of feeling rested. The students are trying their best to share every ailment known to the common man. The nerve of...
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Sunday, November 25, 2012

Don't Let Him Carry The Nuclear Football

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From the man who lost a donut under a chair at St. Louis Children's Hospital, and the man who lost a banana peel in a La-Z-Boy recliner,...
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Saturday, November 24, 2012

Letting The Pony Express

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The Pony has grown a bit contrary and argumentative in his teenage years. I don't know where he gets it. I'm pretty sure from his fa...
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