Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

The Punchlines Write Themselves

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Here's my favorite quote from the classroom this week. My older kids were working on their assignment. They are not your pencil-and-pa...
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Is Pink Floyd Still Around?

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Pardon me while I go a little bit ballistic. After I'm done, I plan to go out for coffee with a girl who is a little bit pregnant, a guy...
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Gains And Losses During Snoozitude

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I think I have been lapsing in and out of consciousness. One minute I'm typing away, the next my head bobs backward with a crunchy nec...
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Monday, February 25, 2013

The Scenario Could Be Better

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Snow, snow, everywhere...and not a flake to give Mrs. Hillbilly Mom another snow day. Greedy, isn't she? An insatiable slacker, loungi...
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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Every Potty Has Its Pooper

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Farmer H and the #1 son spent several hours removing a toilet today. Actually, the toilet removal took less than five minutes. It was ever...
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Saturday, February 23, 2013

The Flibbertigibbet

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How do you snap a picture of my Juno? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you show her likeness in a photo? A ferret-on-crac...
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Friday, February 22, 2013

That's EGGSACTLY What I've Been Saying

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The Pony is doing a science experiment that requires heating some eggs to a temperature of 150 degrees. That means that I put them in the ov...
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Hillbilly Mom
I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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