Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Monday, October 7, 2013

The Milk Carton Is Not Appropriate

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Has anybody here seen Sweet Baby Ray Can you tell me where he's gone He fed a lot of people But is seems the good they run out I jus...
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Sunday, October 6, 2013

A Hot Time In The Old Tiny Shantytown Last Night

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Farmer H thoroughly enjoyed himself last night, hanging out with the college boys. He confused them at first. By hiding their soda. In his m...
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Saturday, October 5, 2013

It's All About The Benjamin

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The #1 son is here for a few hours. He brought five friends home from college. And I didn't even have to tie a pork chop or a Monster en...
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Friday, October 4, 2013

If It's Not One Weirdo It's Another

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This evening I had to run in Save A Lot to spend a lot on cookout vittles for the #1 son and seven of his closest friends that he's brin...
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Thursday, October 3, 2013

A Sarcastic Thanks To My Voices

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Thanks so much, Gl***coe division of McG*** H***, for hiring THE most sleep-inducing textbook reader ever, in the history of the world, to v...
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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

It Will Take At Least Two Days To Recover From This Day Off

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Funny how the day flies by when you're on your own time, and crawls when you're at work. Here is a tale out of school about my perso...
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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Sometimes A Great Nose-tion

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Why is it easier to just go to work than to plan to be gone? Oh, how I long for my days working for the unemployment office, when my work sa...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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