Saturday, November 30, 2013

Leveling The Feeding Field

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The wages of thievery came due this morning. The #1 son sprawled on the long couch, pretending to be uninterested in the wisdom spouted by...
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Friday, November 29, 2013

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold Out Of A Paper Wrapper

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Have I mentioned that the #1 son has been here all week? How do you know when your college freshman is home? The special treats you bought...
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Thursday, November 28, 2013

We Talk Without Speaking

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Perhaps I mentioned that I have needed to rearrange my classroom furniture when I arrive at school in the morning. Not to be all artsy-farts...
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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Do You Think I'm Kidding?

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"I hate her stupid Germ-X!" proclaimed the cognitively dissonant girl as she slathered the stuff halfway up her forearms. Of cou...
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

And Don't Even Think About Asking To Borrow A Handbasket

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Neither a borrower nor a lender be. That is Mrs. Hillbilly Mom's personal motto. Well, that, and people piss me off. Perhaps because bo...
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Monday, November 25, 2013

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Has A Limited Number Of Cheeks To Turn

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Sweet Gummi Mary! I'm getting too old for this. I do NOT enjoy rearranging my classroom back to my seating chart configuration every mor...
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Sunday, November 24, 2013

It's The End Of Holiday Work Life As We Know It, And I Feel Fine

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Just in case my best old ex-teaching buddy Mabel hasn't heard...there will be no faculty turkey dinner this year. Sayonara, loaf of brea...
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