Friday, January 31, 2014

Did I Ever Mention How Much I Loathe Technology?

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Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is angry tonight, my friends. Angry, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Like a humpty dumpty with a melo...
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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Like An Elephant, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Never Forgets

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I saw a bunch of cousins today at a funeral. One scooted over the pew to greet me in the middle of a conversation with my favorite gambling ...
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Loses An Eyepiece

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We got home late this evening due to The Pony's practice with the Smartypants team. He bore everything inside like a good draft animal w...
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

I Think I've Bitten Off More Than I Was Chewing

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Don't give Mrs. Hillbilly Mom any lip. She has enough lip of her own. A plethora of lip, one might say, if one was wont to use the word ...
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Monday, January 27, 2014

Like Brother, Like Pony

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Perhaps I've mentioned that The Pony needs an IQ test. It's not so much that he needs the test. We all know that he has an IQ. What ...
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Sunday, January 26, 2014

The Mending-Heel Case Here

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My sweet, sweet Juno came out of her house today to greet me. I think that's a sign that she's feeling better. Of course, the hear...
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Saturday, January 25, 2014

Every Ga-rage Has Its Pooper

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Farmer H spent several minutes yesterday afternoon fiddling with my broken garage door spring. Instead of removing it and letting me go get ...
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