Wednesday, April 2, 2014

The Spouter Of Knowledge

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Today my students were complaining about how useless they find school. I said, "Oh, c'mon! This is SCHOOL! You're going to hav...
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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

A Warning Shot Has Been Fired Across The Sow

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Sweet Gummi Mary! The Battle For Mrs. Hillbilly Mom's Furniture has escalated! I knew it would be a problem, what with me declining th...
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Monday, March 31, 2014

Methinks Thou Dost Ketchup Too Much

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The Pony loves ketchup. Some might say he's addicted to it. He will drench any foodstuff with ketchup before even trying it au naturale....
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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Nobody Ever Pays Mrs. Hillbilly Mom In Gum

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Okay. I don't really want to be paid in gum. I used to have such empathy for those commercial people, lamenting (not so much in words, b...
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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Insult + Insult Is Added To Financial Injury

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Even Steven is not a scofflaw. He obeys Murphy's Law to a "T". I have put off filing the Hillbilly tax return because I was ...
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Friday, March 28, 2014

Of Locusts And Shady Salesmen

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Sweet Gummi Mary! It's bill-paying Friday already! Of course my mom has this day penciled into her busy social calendar. She has been ...
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Thursday, March 27, 2014

I Feel The Wind Blow Outside My Door

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Hey! March! Yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU! Whatever happened to that "goes out like a LAMB" business? This wind is out of co...
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