Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Is There Such Thing As A Funhouse Camera?

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How do you know when your school pictures are bad? When the student delivering them comes through the door, walks around the room to your de...
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Monday, September 15, 2014

Shame Shame Shame...Shame On Moi

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Friday was the cut-off day for mid-quarter progress reports. And because that's when some teachers (not Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, of course) a...
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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hydration Libation

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Mrs. Hillbilly Mom has been off the 44 oz. Diet Cokes since her unfortunate hospitalization at the end of the school year. Cold turkey. No h...
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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Flattery Will Get Him Nowhere But The Dog House

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Farmer H has a unique bedside manner. Oh, he's not a doctor. Doesn't even play one on TV. Doesn't even WATCH one on TV. Nope. ...
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Friday, September 12, 2014

Mrs. HM Avoids The Banana Peel And The Petticoat, But Is Tripped Up By Freud

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You know I'm a short-timer, right? That Mrs. Hillbilly Mom only has one year and 7/8 left of her teaching career? So you would think one...
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Thursday, September 11, 2014

And They'd Better Stay Off My Lawn, Too!

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My classroom supplies are taking a beating. We've gone through a box and a half of Puffs With Lotion this week, and it's only Thur...
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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Upon Second Thought, I'd Rather Not Be Shot

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Newmentia is holding a flu shot clinic for the faculty next week. I always get a flu shot. Ever since that time I had the flu, and missed a ...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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