Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Arch Nemesis Pushes The Envelope

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Arch Nemesis stopped by yesterday afternoon to share a tale of biological horror with me. “We’ve been making z0rks. You know, the i...
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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Do You Know What’s Bugging Mrs. Hillbilly Mom?

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Well, do you? Do you know what’s bugging Mrs. Hillbilly Mom? It’s not a rhetorical question. It’s a real one. I was hoping somebody wou...
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Monday, February 9, 2015

A Function Of Farmer H's Driving, Or Mrs. HM's Endowments?

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Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is still shaking after three days of riding around in T-Hoe with Farmer H. No, I am not shaking from fright, from the f...
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Sunday, February 8, 2015

As A Neighbor, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Ranks In The 25th Percentile

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Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is not a good neighbor. In fact, she ranks just slightly above a good fence on the Making a Good Neighbor Scale. Here are...
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Saturday, February 7, 2015

The Journey Of One Simple Man Begins With Nine Muddy Steps

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He's at it again. Farmer H is in his element. He had the day off, and set to fiddling about with his $1000 Caravan's brakes, and put...
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Friday, February 6, 2015

Youth May Be Wasted On The Young, But Irony Is Not Wasted On The Ex-Mayor's Wife

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Oh, dear. Even Steven may have taken a 17-year holiday, but he returned well-rested, in full strength yesterday at the viewing for my dear s...
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Thursday, February 5, 2015

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Breaks Into The Workplace

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Don't despair. Mrs. Hillbilly Mom has not lost her funny. It's waiting a respectable time to make a reappearance. The universe sti...
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Hillbilly Mom
I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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