Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Take It Off. Take It AAALLL Off.

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The Pony spent an hour this afternoon stripping. Perhaps that's not exactly the career I had in mind for my precious baby. But his fat...

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Monday, June 29, 2015

Something Must Have Gone Awry In The Space-Time Continuum

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I ONLY HAVE FIVE WEEKS LEFT OF SUMMER VACATION! How has this happened? Where did almost half of my vacation go already? NO! It's too s...

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

I Don't Know How He Functions In This World

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Farmer H has done it again. My sister the ex-mayor's wife and I have been cleaning out closets in Mom's house. The only thing left...

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

OH! Hillmomba!

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You never know what you're going to come across on the way to town. Such a surprise that you can't have your son snap a good ...

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Friday, June 26, 2015

No Way To Run A Business

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When I hold the ribbon-cutting for my proposed handbasket factory, I am going to be chomping at the bit to get down to the brass tacks of wo...

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Thursday, June 25, 2015

This Little Piggy Went To Mansion

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Farmer H never ceases to infuriate amaze me. Last evening, he drove the riding mower (on a trailer, of course) to town to mow the yard at m...

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

You! I Learned It From You!

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The Pony doesn't ask for much. He's usually goes along with whatever torture I devise to fill his day. So much that it's hard to...

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Hillbilly Mom: I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.

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