Tuesday, December 1, 2015

There Are Tooters, There Are Darn Tooters, And There Are Explosive Diarrhears

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No. Mrs. Hillbilly Mom ain't braggin'. Let the record show that she created the most exquisite seven-layer-salad ever whipped up i...
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Monday, November 30, 2015

At The Hillbilly Mansion, We Play More Jenga Before 6:00 A.M. Than Most People Play All Day

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Behold, in all its glory, the wastebasket under the kitchen counter where Mrs. Hillbilly Mom’s dishwasher would go IF she had a dishwasher. ...
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Sunday, November 29, 2015

The Bad, The Good, The Promising, And The Ugly

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Never enough time to shop for the Thanksgiving meal, prepare it, pack up leftovers, wash dishes, use leftovers, wash containers, cook a new ...
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Saturday, November 28, 2015

How Farmer H Goes About Impressing An Impressionable Guest

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Thanksgiving dinner was to be an event during which the Hillbilly family put their best foot forward. It was the first such holiday meal h...
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Friday, November 27, 2015

This Is Why We Do Not Buy Soda In Two-Liter Bottles

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Oh, dear. Just as all the dishes were being set out for buffet-style Thanksgiving feasting, I announced that the feeders could get their b...
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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Needs A Hidden Camera

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Sweet Gummi Mary! If Mrs. Hillbilly Mom didn’t know better, she would swear that the ghost of Cus has returned to haunt her classroom! Excep...
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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

My Arm Is Kind Of Sore From Grabbing That Climbing-In Handle By T-Hoe's Shotgun Seat

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We had to stop by The Devil’s Playground on Tuesday afternoon for some last-minute feast preparation items. Let the record show that The Pon...
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