Wednesday, May 31, 2017

The Jerk Store Called...They Broke Your Mold, Then Locked Up The Shards And Threw Away The Key

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Today we sail past the finish line, arms above our heads, in celebration of completing Jerkapalooza, with Part 5 of the series whose mitigat...
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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

The Jerk Store Called...They Mistakenly Liquidated Their Inventory Of Smirking Snobs

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Picking up speed, coasting down the back side of Jerkapalooza with Part 4 of her five-part series, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom wheels her cart/walker...
Monday, May 29, 2017

The Jerk Store Called...They've Got A Case Of Self-Importance On Backorder

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Cresting the hump of Jerkapalooza in Part 3 of the five-part series, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is pushing her shopping cart/walker combo down the m...
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Sunday, May 28, 2017

The Jerk Store Called...They're Awaiting A Shipment Of Replacement Eyeballs

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As we progress to Part 2 of Jerkapalooza, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom has made her way into The Devil's Playground to pick up some supplies for p...
Saturday, May 27, 2017

The Jerk Store Called...They're Running Out Of Passive-Aggressive Beyotches

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Tap, tap, tap...is this thing on? Will the lady who walked up to the counter after Mrs. Hillbilly Mom at Casey's on Friday please get ...
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Friday, May 26, 2017

Scoffing At The Law Since The First Caveman Wrote It On The Wall

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They're everywhere, you know. The scofflaws. The people who don't seem to give an eff about rules. People who think the world is the...
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Thursday, May 25, 2017

"Ding Dang Dong!" Went Mrs. Hillbilly Mom About The Trolley

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Finding a parking spot at the hospital/clinic is more difficult, now that the other local hospital closed. The one Farmer H used to frequent...
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