Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Monday, August 2, 2021

Welp! My Right Arm Fell Off Last Night...

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Don't extend your sympathy! I will be okay. It's just an arm. My last remaining arm. On my favorite rolly chair that Farmer H gave m...
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Sunday, August 1, 2021

Storage Unit Store Battles

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Farmer H has a mission to accomplish on Monday. He's expanding his Storage Unit Store. You know, because he has too much junk to cram in...
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Saturday, July 31, 2021

Making Use Of The $7.98 Lettuce

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Remember when I got charged double for my package of shredded lettuce at Country Mart? I'm sure you do, hanging onto every precious word...
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Friday, July 30, 2021

City Sidewalks, Killer Sidewalks, Give A CCA Fear... But In The Air There's A Feeling Of CASTmas

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Thursday morning dawned early, at 9:25 for Mrs. HM. The Pony needed assistance to wash his thick curly Samson hair in the kitchen sink, wher...
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Thursday, July 29, 2021

It's Like CASTmas Eve!

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Sweet Gummi Mary! I can hardly sleep! It's the night before CASTmas! The Pony is HOPEFULLY going to get a cast on his two-weeks-broken a...
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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Boulevard Of Broken Ankles

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He walks a lonely road Only on one ankle he strode Doesn't know where it goes He sits at home and walks alone   [ Boulevard of Broken Dr...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

There Is No Joy In Ankleville... The Farmer Has Struck Out

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For those of you logging in to see the cascading waterfall of heads that rolled when Farmer H rode in on his white horse to get The Pony an ...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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