That Farmer H! He's such a giver! In fact, I'm sure somebody would have written a book about him by now, except for the fact that there's already a book out there titled: The Giver.
First thing this morning I discovered that last thing last night Farmer H bought me a gas grill at the auction. He also bought The Pony a bow and some arrows. I discovered this by reading the email Farmer H sent me at 6:45 this morning. He elaborated that the grill was a $350 grill that only cost him $100. Never mind the fact that I don't grill, I don't like gas, and I most certainly don't want this unexploded bomb sitting on the back deck by my kitchen, right outside The Pony's room, baking in the sun all the livelong day. Oh, and I think he was hinting at me to give him $100 to cover the cost, since he told The Pony that he owes him $25 for the bow and arrows.
I was under the impression that we each consulted our marital partner before making purchases such as this. Maybe I'll fire up the internet and buy Farmer H $100 worth of books from Amazon Sellers. There are some real bargains to be had there. I know Farmer H would enjoy such a gift in the same manner as I.
His generosity knows no bounds.
Yes, and if you spend that much, you'll get free shipping. Click onto Amazon right now.
ReplyDeleteI think Farmer H would like this book: "The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love." Or if he likes scary ones, I just finished Joe Hill's "NOS4A2." It was amazing.
Sioux,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he would love a Sweet Potato Queens book. He's never heard of Joe Hill, but I could fill him in on the pedigree. Yes. That's exactly what you give a man who buys himself everything.