Carnage was afoot in the hallowed halls of Newmentia this morning.
As I entered the building, past the outside surveillance camera, stepping through the double doors to be picked up by the inside surveillance camera, an insect of indeterminate order scurried past my feet, making a break for the great outdoors. Hot on its six heels was a millipede. A tiny baby millipede, nothing like those monsters we get inside the Mansion basement every couple of years, strong enough to move a glass bowl set down to dome it from creeping.
I let them pass. Until I am specifically told that the "other duties as needed" clause in my contract requires me to don my exterminator hat, I shall refrain from horning in on Orkin's business. This critter parade has become so commonplace that I did not even wave a white flag inside my classroom door before entering. No matter what beasty that harsh taskmistress Mother Nature plans to take me out with, it will happen when it happens, be it at school or in the Mansion.
Today and the whole week being a bit hectic, I had other items on my agenda than minding the creepy-crawlies in the common areas. Above my pay grade. I am employed to work with the two-leggers.
The first bell rang, and I strode to my post to observe hall traffic. Students proceeded in an orderly manner from the cafeteria past my door. Then there was a ripple in the flow. A slight reversal. One young lass turned, took two steps back, and STOMPED the tile. She immediately resumed her previous speed and direction, leaving behind a writhing curlicue that had once been a tiny baby millipede.
Mother Nature is not the only harsh taskmistress in Hillmomba.
I am letting James Herriott know that you're mocking his work with that post title.
ReplyDeleteHe'll be rolling in his grave. And then, he'll send a barking, snapping hound your way...
Sioux,
ReplyDeleteYou do that, Madam. And perhaps you'll wake up with a severed tiny baby millipede's head in bed next to you.
Not even James Herriott after a gravercise workout can fix a tiny baby millipede once a high school girl has smooshed his head off. The millipede's head. Not James Herriott's head.