A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Even Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Is Sometimes Rendered Speechless
Yet another room/building I missed out on my tour. I'm sorry I came back, after saying farewell just yesterday.
When you retire, don't even expect a box of muffin stumps, if this is the treatment your followers get. I mean, taunting us with cameras and a blue hardhat, a possible couple of salt and pepper shakers (an old man and an old woman?) and other indescribable goodies.
Sioux, I knew you would return. Farmer H is like a drug. Not one that cures things. One that you might find under a big mushroom, in a bottle with a label that says, "Drink Me."
The Hillbillies don't want your muffin stumps! Or your chicken skins and lobster shells, either.
Silly me. I thought the focus of that photo would be the GIANT DEAD RAM'S HEAD, not the minutia on the shelves. I only regret that I showed you Thomas Jefferson sitting on a boot taking a crap. I should have charged extra for that.
Yet another room/building I missed out on my tour. I'm sorry I came back, after saying farewell just yesterday.
ReplyDeleteWhen you retire, don't even expect a box of muffin stumps, if this is the treatment your followers get. I mean, taunting us with cameras and a blue hardhat, a possible couple of salt and pepper shakers (an old man and an old woman?) and other indescribable goodies.
It's not fair!
Sioux,
ReplyDeleteI knew you would return. Farmer H is like a drug. Not one that cures things. One that you might find under a big mushroom, in a bottle with a label that says, "Drink Me."
The Hillbillies don't want your muffin stumps! Or your chicken skins and lobster shells, either.
Silly me. I thought the focus of that photo would be the GIANT DEAD RAM'S HEAD, not the minutia on the shelves. I only regret that I showed you Thomas Jefferson sitting on a boot taking a crap. I should have charged extra for that.