After yesterday's incident with the blood soap, I asked The Pony what Bestie thought of the picture and recommendation of the soap for murderers. He said she hadn't gotten back to him yet. Hope she wasn't trying to clean up something without that soap!
"Did you send that picture to 2nd Bestie, too? Or is she not an alleged murderer?"
"Oh, it's her kind of thing. She might have seen it on my page."
"So you didn't get all excited about taking a picture of that blood-removing soap to send HER. I guess her interests might be more along the lines of cleaning up the scene, like removing their food from the refrigerator. And taking it home with her to eat!"
"Oh, no. That food, even if expired, would be way too fresh for 2nd Bestie!"
Whom, you may recall, is famous (to me) for eating a year-old chocolate chip cookie off the passenger side floor of The Pony's car.
That year old chocolate chip cookie still blows my mind, who doesn't clean out their car for that long?
ReplyDeleteRiver,
ReplyDeleteTHE PONY, that's who! Heh, heh! I thought you were shocked at somebody EATING that cookie, but no, it was The Pony's slovenly habits.
Of course, he only drove that car once or twice a month, to the store or to eat fast food. He mostly rode the shuttle to classes, and ate on campus (with his meal ticket) during the day, and ordered in at night. But at least he was saving things up on the floor of his car to FEED THE HUNGRY! Because he cares so much about HELPING PEOPLE...
Did you ever watch the series "Dexter"? Dexter would LOVE that soap...
ReplyDeleteSioux,
ReplyDeleteNo, but I am familiar with Dexter's proclivities. Farmer H could build him a themed shed just for the cases of blood soap.
Maybe Dexter uses those cloths that advertise "no drip, no mess, no proof that you killed your neighbours"
ReplyDeleteThose "Sham wow" things.
River,
ReplyDeleteDexter needs to wear clothes made of plastic tablecloths, which can be wiped down and used again. Those sham-wow things are amazing. I haven't seen a commercial for them in a while. Maybe Dexter-like people bought them all off the market.