Friday, February 13, 2026

The Universe Sends Genius A Super Bowl Memo

While I sit here awaiting the arrival of my PUPPY, there's a brief update on Genius. 

Aside from my weekly letter, and an occasional text, we don't communicate a lot. Genius is busy working on driverless trucks, and I am busy doing pretty much nothing. Genius called to wish me a happy birthday, and we caught up on things not in my letters.

"The Pony came out for the Super Bowl. We made a batch of Chex Mix, and had a variety of snacks. We had potato skins, and nobody burned their hand on the oven coil!" [In reference to Genius branding himself with the upper coil many Super Bowls ago.]

"We hosted our first big party at our new house. We had 25 people over for the Super Bowl. We have a big projection TV downstairs, and a regular TV upstairs. I was in the kitchen getting the last-minute things done for the food. I made hot wing dip, and everybody brought stuff. I know you won't want to hear this, but I was slicing some focaccia bread, down to the last heel. The knife slipped and sliced through the second knuckle on my left index finger. 

"NOOO! That's terrible! You're right. I don't like to hear that!"

I knew it was pretty bad. But I stayed calm. I put pressure on it, and turned to rinse it. Someone was standing in front of the sink, and I said, 'Could you move over for a minute? I need to get to the sink.' I ran water on it, and called Friend to come get the bloody heel and wipe up blood from the floor. Then I went upstairs to the bathroom to get it cleaned up. I was pretty sure I needed stitches, but with the pressure, the bleeding slowed. I got it bandaged, and went back to enjoy the party. I still don't want to bend it yet, and it interferes with my writing."

Let the record show that Genius is left-handed. Why he was slicing bread with the knife in his right hand, I'll never know. I hate to think about his injury, even now. It's like I can feel the knife sliding through the skin!

It today's letter, I told Genius that The Universe is sending a message. That maybe he should lay off the Super Bowl snacks, and confine himself to mixing the drinks. Somebody else can deal with the food. Or he can order out. A burn and a cut might just be the beginning. He doesn't need a broken bone or a concussion!

4 comments:

River said...

It is odd that he was cutting with his "off" hand, but maybe he is training it to be able to do stuff in case of injury to the good hand/arm, like when I had my torn rotator right shoulder I had to use my left hand for a lot of things and now I still do though not as much.

Hillbilly Mom said...

River,
I don't know. Maybe he cuts with his right hand, like steak. But maybe not. Because he's always arranging how he sits next to someone at the table, so there's not the left/right elbowing when eating. I deal cards with my left hand. With the right is awkward, though I am right-handed.

Hot Diggity Dog said...

We have several lefties in our family, so seating at a meal always involves a big discussion. it is hard not to be there when our children suffer injury. i always insist on a facetime call so i can tell them what to do. I doubt they do it, but it makes me feel better.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Kathy,
You are a qualified nurse. I am not. However, I've seen every episode of ER at least three times!