Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

The Mysterious Case Of The Key In The Mailbox

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You might recall that just before BirthdayPalooza, I was having trouble getting one of The Pony's gifts. Namely, a lava lamp. It was ...
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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Some Days, The Forever Vacation Feels Like A Job

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When I retired, my best old ex-teaching buddy Mabel told me I would love The Forever Vacation. That's what she calls retirement. She was...
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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Our Not-Free Lodging Was Worth Every Penny

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Our trip to visit The Pony was almost derailed, due to no room at the casino inn! I got us a room at La Quinta, though. We've never stay...
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Monday, February 25, 2019

It's Hard Gosh-Darn Work Getting Free Lodging

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By the time you read this, we'll be back. Back from our trip to visit The Pony for his birthday, with a side trip for my own birthday. N...
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Sunday, February 24, 2019

Even Steven Smites Mrs. HM For Her Self-Righteousness

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You know I'm right, baby! I'm here to prove that there's a reason Mrs. HM does not pay her bills online. Uh huh. Try as you migh...
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Saturday, February 23, 2019

Building My Own Time Travel Machine Might Have Been Easier

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Do I believe in time travel? No. Do I think I could build a time travel machine? No. A little kid in a Doritos commercial built one with a c...
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Friday, February 22, 2019

That's The Way Mrs. HM Not-Rolls

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Sweet Gummi Mary! Some days, it just doesn't pay to get out of bed after a full five hours of sleep! Nothing goes right. Not even when y...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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