Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Mrs. HM Has A Crumby Hubby

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I should have known that Farmer H wasn't done annoying me. He so glibly explained away his pee some random water on the toilet seat. Th...
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Monday, April 29, 2019

Now He's A Literary Critic

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Farmer H's book arrived on Friday. I must say that I was surprised. That could be because when I ordered it off Lulu, I received a mess...
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Sunday, April 28, 2019

Plop, Plop, Pizz, Pizz, Oh, What A Big Lie That Is!

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I am losing patience with Farmer H. No! Really! I know that is hard to fathom, what with the glowing reviews he gets here on an almost daily...
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Saturday, April 27, 2019

The Cheeky Status Of Genius

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As a follow-up to the tale of Genius's lottery ticket misfortune a couple days ago, I can now reveal how he's coping. He contacted ...
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Friday, April 26, 2019

Farmer H Has Money Problems

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Every week, I dole out Farmer H's cash allowance. We started this method many years ago. I don't like the idea of Farmer H carrying ...
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Thursday, April 25, 2019

Mrs. HM Plans, Genius's Friend Laughs

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Every holiday, I send my boys a package full of treats. When Genius was in college, Farmer H delivered his stuff in person. It was only a 2-...
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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

You Know It's Springtime In Hillmomba When Mrs. HM Gets A Butt-Chewin'

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Spring has sprung in Hillmomba. A little bird didn't tell me. My ample buttocks told me. My butt doesn't so much have a language o...
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I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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