Monday, March 14, 2022

Indisposed, But Not Indisposable

The Pony worked 12 hours on Saturday. Sadly, he did not get the route he'd been filling in for all week, the one he had a hold on for a few months, and is quite familiar with, in Downtown Hillmomba. Instead, he was put on the route he did his training on, which is about an 11-mile walking loop.

The Pony does not mind the walking. Even with the wind whipping from the northwest, wind chill in the 20s, chapping his face and hands. He has a windproof coat with a hood. The problem was, he was feeling a bit... um... indisposed.

"I had to make three emergency stops at the Casey's. I'm NOT going to be the one to soil the seat of the LLV." [Long Life Vehicle]

As IF anyone could tell a difference on those vehicles in such ill repair!

Anyhoo... The Pony didn't clock out until 8:00 p.m. Rather than having me get supper ready on his way home, he decided to stop by Burger King. Which I declared did NOT help his... um... indisposedness.

Looks like ol' HM was right. The Pony called out of work on Sunday morning, being... um... indisposed three more times before noon. I know he was feeling better then, because he ate a leftover corn muffin from two days ago.
 
No harm done in missing a day. The Pony has to use up his accumulated leave hours before his 1-YEAR date of hire. He has a mandatory 5-DAY break then, before starting his second year as a CCA (City Carrier Assistant). He just got a letter a couple days ago, saying the five days will be from April 19-23. Any accumulated hours of leave will be wiped from his record if not used before then.
 
How time flies.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Mrs. HM, The Ageless Chameleon

I was back in Country Mart on Thursday, and picked up The Pony's wine, and Farmer H's Wild Turkey. The problem with the registers seems to have been resolved. I put the liquor bottles on the conveyor with my groceries and Pony/Farmer H snacks, and they scanned like normal.

I had a different checker again. It's a tall guy who might or might not be on the spectrum. He gets the job done, but is a little slow, and makes some odd remarks at times. He's a nice guy. I saw him one day while I was waiting at the deli counter. He was putting on a backpack, and talking to the deli worker. Said he was clocked out, and headed to his OTHER job. Which was working in the kitchen at the sports bar next to the Liquor Store down the street. A guy who works two jobs is a stand-up guy.

It didn't dawn on me until the next day that I should check my receipt and see how old HE thought I was! Lucky for me, it was twisted up in my purse (I twist the receipts I've already recorded in my checkbook register).
 
 
33!!!

Heh, heh! Not a patronizing 21, not an overestimated 65, but a nice middle-aged inoffensive age in order to ring up my two bottles of alcohol.

This guy should get Employee of the Month.

Saturday, March 12, 2022

My Body Has Forsaken Me!

Sweet Gummi Mary! Can I ever catch a break? Here I am, fresh from almost dying 39 days ago, having shaken off the itchy VIRUS rash and the giant hive-y blobs from the Lovenox shots... and now I have a new old issue to deal with.

Since I came home from the hospital and went off the steroid and antibiotic they sent me home with, my lower legs have been swelly and red. Don't get me wrong. They're always red, from the top of the ankle to the crew sock line. For the past 7-8 years they've been like that. Not bright red, but pinkish. They don't hurt or cause problems. The docs and nurses poked at them in the hospital. Never said anything was wrong or prescribed treatment.

I showed my NP this new swelling on my follow-up doctor appointment on Wednesday. I had a little blister the size of a jellybean on the inner side of my left calf. He looked at it. Said it was nothing to worry about. I told him how in March of 2020, I had that giant egg-sized blister pop up on the outer side of that same calf. How it was just after lockdown, and nobody was seeing patients, and Farmer H got a butt-shot on the parking lot of his NP's office. 
 
My NP chuckled. I explained how I treated it with triple antibiotic ointment, and kept it covered with breathable large bandaids. He agreed that such treatment was proper, and said I could do the same if this little one came open. But to notify him if it looked infected or oozed yellow goo. He also said he was ordering some test I forget, but it seemed like a circulation thingy, similar to an ultrasound I had for blood clots long ago. He also said I could go to Wound Care, in the bowels of the hospital, and have it looked at. Since it wasn't yet a wound, I declined.

Anyhoo... the very next day, I had put a long, wide elastic wrap on my legs to keep down that swelling. I'd been using them off and on for a couple weeks. Wore them to the casino, which made my legs feel better during the long ride there and back. Thursday evening, I changed clothes in the master bathroom so The Pony could get into his 2-hour bath sooner. I wrapped my legs while sitting on the toilet, rather than out on the couch as usual. In fastening those little elastic metal hook thingies to keep it from unraveling, I poked my left leg, on the outside edge, above the calf. It's happened a couple times. No big deal. I just re-situated that fastener.

As I was pulling up my sweatpants, I checked to make sure the two fasteners would hold. The wrap felt wet. What in the Not-Heaven? I mentally accused The Pony of splashing water on my wraps when he started his bathwater. They'd been sitting on the edge of the tub, all rolled up. WAIT A MINUTE! That was blood! Not much. Just a tiny spot. I stuck a folded piece of toilet paper under the edge of the wrap. It was just a scratch, after all.

SWEET GUMMI MARY! When I unwrapped that wrap a couple hours later...
 
THE EGG-SIZED BLISTER WAS BACK!
 
The top edge was loose, the skin white like when the top of a blister is ready to come off. A little blood had settled in the bottom edge of the blister, where the skin was still attached. It didn't hurt a bit. The clear fluid had seeped out on the wrap in a couple of spots.
 
I washed my hands, used GermX, got my trusty big bandaids, slathered them with ointment, and covered my egg.  I'll be treating it like last time. It took two weeks to completely heal back then. In fact, it's been almost exactly two years to the day since this happened before. Then it was the evening we returned from a 9-hour trip to Oklahoma. I bumped that area getting out of A-Cad, and then sat too close to my underdesk heater.

This time, I blame the VIRUS for messing up my skin and immune response. And that tiny instigator, the pinprick of the wrap-holders, which was not even in the blister area itself, but an inch or two above it. I'd rush off to the doctor, but my NP had JUST seen a version of this blistering, and was not concerned about such a "wound" itself, but only if it showed infection.

Friday, March 11, 2022

The Pony's Mystifying Package

Never a dull day at work for The Pony. He had a new picture to show me on Wednesday. Another package picture. Nobody knows what it means.

 
What say you? The Pony said there were no clues on the package. That's the edge of his hand, blocking the address, and I trimmed it so as not to manicure-shame him for his half-grown-out Golden Eye nail polish on his pinky finger.

Too bad the package wasn't damaged, so whatever was inside could be seen leaking out. Or maybe it's a GOOD thing the package wasn't damaged. Maybe somebody at the Meat Church was praying for it. But I'm pretty sure it's not THAT kind of church.

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Maybe It's Just Me

Or maybe it's just HIPPIE, my not-so-trusty laptop. It's no secret that my laptop is my lesser computer. I'm loyal to New Delly, the desktop down in my dark basement lair, that runs off the tower built especially for me by Genius. I'm not a bit guilty about declaring a favorite.

Anyhoo... is it just me, or has BLOGGER lost its ever-lovin' mind? You can answer that. It's not a rhetorical question. Here's the problem.

THE CURSOR JUMPS BACK WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING!

It's SO annoying. I'll be typing away, then all at once I'm in the paragraph above, in the middle of an already-done sentence, sometimes even in the middle of a word, typing my new thoughts! I cry shenanigans! How can you type a proper blog post like that? 
 
I guess maybe it happens when the cloud spinny thingy is updating and saving what I just wrote. It also happens when I'm typing in the comment section. 

IS it just me? In which case I'm going to need a name for this new conspiracy to get Mrs. HM. Or does it happen to everyone?

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Future Sweet Dreams For The Pony

FINALLY, Farmer H got me a picture of the sheets he bought at the auction for The Pony's soon-to-be new bed in his soon-to-be livable house. The $20 sheet sets that The Pony authorized Farmer H to buy. He asked for blue. And maybe green or gray. Farmer H said he bought blue and gray. Just one more misleading statement by Farmer H.
 
 
There they are, posed on The Pony's new chair. So obviously, Farmer H unloaded the sheets over at Pony House. I suppose they won't get in the way. The closets are done. And hopefully The Pony will have a washer and dryer before he's ready to put these sheets on the new bed he will hopefully have before moving in.

As you can see, Farmer H bought BLUE and TAN sheets. They're okay with The Pony. And they're 6-piece sets, which includes a flat sheet, fitted sheet, and 4 pillowcases. The Pony's gonna hafta buy some pillows!

I think this was a good buy on the sheets. But good luck fitting them back in their plastic containers after washing! I'm pretty sure they'll just go on a shelf.

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Never Buy A New One And Pay On Time, If You Can Get A Used One For A Dime

Okay, I'm borrowing a little from the Ozark Mountain Daredevils song "Horse Trader." But the sentiment is the same. No need to spend a lot on something new if you can get it used. Or KEEP it used.

SilverRedO needs a new Head Gasket. Yeah. I have no idea what that is, but my Estranged BFF Google says it will cost between $1200 and $2000 to repair it. Seems you have to take the whole engine apart. And hopefully get it put back together with no spare parts laying around all willy-nilly.

Farmer H has been playing the old "Grandma's up on the roof" joke with me, only he's not joking. He's been alluding to the resolution of the SilverRedO problem. Speaking as if SilverRedO might be repaired, but the cost would be prohibitive. Having SilverRedO in Mick the Mechanic's shop, and relaying possible things that might be wrong.

Anyhoo... once I asked again what was wrong with SilverRedO, I looked it up for myself. That amount for repairs is not something I wanted to hear, but it is not insurmountable. I looked it up, because Farmer H had actually uttered offhandedly something about "...if the truck is even worth repairing." REEEE! Jam on the brakes! Farmer H is never without a truck. If SilverRedO is not repaired, that means Farmer H is trying to weasel a new truck out of Mrs. HM!

THAT IS NOT HAPPENING! Not after the Great Pony House Project.

So I asked about SilverRedO on Monday, since The Pony was off, and made a trip to Steak N Shake, and saw Farmer H parked (in A-Cad) at Mick's shop.

"Mick says it's a head gasket."

"So? That will be under $2000 to fix."

"Well. It's going to be $1600. But if I could find another truck with low mileage for $5000-$6000 more, it would be worth trading."

"Getting it fixed is way cheaper than getting another truck! We just put all our money into Pony House."

"Yeah. I was looking at what [dealer where we bought SilverRedO] has in stock, and they want way too much! I bet we could trade A-Cad and get back the full price we paid new."

"Maybe. But that won't be any help, since we'd need to buy another car, and pay way more than it would have been a year ago. Prices of everything have skyrocketed!"

"Yeah. I know."

The AUDACITY of Farmer H daring to look for a new truck! I think he has spent enough on his assorted outbuildings. Plus having TWO tractors because he never sold the old one like he promised if I let him buy a new one.

Farmer H needs constant watching...