Hillbilly Mansion

A 20-acre utopia smack dab in the middle of Hillmomba, where Hillbilly Mom posts her cold-hearted opinions, petty grievances, and self-proclaimed wisdom in spite of being a technology simpleton.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

I'm Kinda Getting The Hang Of This IRONY Business!

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The Pony and I had an important errand to do after school today, which involved a trip to bill-paying town. After I was finished, a mere 7 m...
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Not-Heaven Hath No Fury Like A Teacher Swarmed

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Today during second lunch (and by that I mean the second shift of three, not an extra meal for teachers because they burn up too many c...
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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

At Least A Humpty Dumpty With A Melon Head Did Not Plow Into Me At The Plate

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Whew! Mrs. Hillbilly Mom needs a day of working in a coal mine, toiling on the chain gang, toting barges and lifting bales so she can relax ...
Monday, August 17, 2015

Who Knows? A Mother Knows.

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This afternoon I gave The Pony a chore to complete in my classroom. Don't think The Pony was working for free. He got a delicious frozen...
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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Stuff You Never Thought You'd Hear Yourself Saying To Your Kids

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Every now and then, something slips from between Mrs. Hillbilly Mom's lips that should have been held back. Did your mom ever turn her f...
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Saturday, August 15, 2015

What I Learned At Open House, By Mrs. Hillbilly Mom

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Live and learn, people. Live and learn at the achy knee of Mrs. Hillbilly Mom. I learn something every day. I learned three things ...
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Friday, August 14, 2015

Two Exercisers Diverged On A Road. I Split The Difference And Traveled By, And That Has Made Me All Incensed.

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Oh, dear… oh, dear ...OH DEAR! Society is waiting impatiently in line for an express elevator to not-heaven! This morning on th...
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Hillbilly Mom
I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
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