Darn That Little Shaver

The good news is that I did not amputate a leg with my new Shaver. The bad news is that I don't think I used it as intended. Like Ed Sheeran and his first kiss on a Friday night... I don't reckon that I did it right.

I settled down on the short couch to attempt a shave. I spread a towel across the floor for my feet and legs. It's not an ideal place for leg-shaving, but that's where I take off my velcro leg wraps before showering, and then put them on again. I wanted to shave my legs before the shower, so they'd be ready for lotioning when I got out.

I pushed the power button on my shaver. It did a 3-2-1 countdown. That locks it for travel, so it doesn't accidentally get jostled and turn on. Not what I intended. I held down the power button again. 1-2-3 countup. That puts it back in the using mode. But it didn't seem to be on. The light showing the power charge was on. But there was no noise. No hum. No vibration. Huh. Was this some special magical shaver?

I tried pushing the power button again. Got the countdown. Then the countup. Well. Maybe it WAS on, somehow. I moved it across my leg. Looked like some of that hair was trimmed. I don't have a lot. But what I had was long and scraggly in a little patch. Now it looked short and scraggly. I did it again. Yep! That hair was gone. I ran that Shaver over a couple of other patches. Then gave up.

When Farmer H came home, I explained my Shaver issue. That man purely LOVES to tinker with any kind of machine. I gave him the instructions, but he only took a glance. He said he was trying to take it apart.

"I had the top off. To look in where the blades supposedly are. There's that white plastic part on the two edges. I think it belongs there. It doesn't seem to be a guard you have to remove to make it run. I didn't try to pry it loose, because I didn't want to break it. Be careful if you take that off. There's going to be some hair in there, because somehow it still shaved."

Farmer H's supper was ready, so he stopped his investigation. Before he came back to the kitchen for assorted desserts, he said, 

"I got your Shaver working. I took off the top. It was just stuck. I knocked it loose, and now it works."

He brought it to the kitchen, and I could hear the hum. Good to know!