Monday, May 19, 2025

Pupsona Non Grata

I backed T-Hoe out of the garage on Sunday, and noticed something in the way of my turn to go up the driveway.


What in the Not-Heaven WAS that??? I made a three-point turn so as not to drive over it, and saw what it was. It had been in the yard the day before, but because it was sitting on end, I couldn't reconize it this time.


It's a SKULL! This is not a good angle. Of course I knew who was responsible...


There she is, returning to the scene of the crime. She can't help herself.


For a dog who won't let us pet her, Pupsie sure spends a lot of time running to where we are, and making sure she's on the porch in the vicinity of where we are in the Mansion, and barking to defend our homestead!

When Farmer H got home, the skull had been moved out of the driveway. I didn't notice where.

"What kind of skull has Pupsie drug in?"

"That dang dog! I threw that skull down in the woods a couple days ago, and she brought it back! It's a cow skull, and she ate one of the antlers off of it!"

"An antler? On a cow?"

"It's a cow skull. She eat one of the horns!"

If only a cow horn could have a sedative effect on Pupsie...

4 comments:

River said...

Have Farmer H coat that skull with liquid sedative and have the carrier cage handy.

Hillbilly Mom said...

River,
Heh, heh! That might be the solution to our problem!!!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

River is on to something! Eddie likes dead stinky things, but not to eat. He likes to roll l in anything that stinks. He starts out by putting his head down on whatever and then stretching his neck out and beginning the smear. I usually have him yanked up and away as soon as I see him sniffing at something he thinks will stink good. She looks heathy and has a nice face. They actually sell antlers for dogs to chew on. Supposed to be good for their teeth. I was going to ask about her breath, but you don't get that close.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Kathy,
We also can't get close enough to smell the stink if Pupsie rolls in something! These pictures don't do her justice. She is not good at posing. So suspicious!

I feel bad that she has ticks and fleas, but you can't put medicine on a dog you can't catch! Jack seems to be grooming Pupsie. Farmer H says he is biting the ticks off her. I say he is trying to charm her, working his way up to humping. We've got to catch her soon. Farmer H is back to the fishing net proposal...