The Healing Has Begun

Friday evening, I took the gauze pad bandage off my hole-y forearm. Not because I thought the wound was ready to let out, but because my arm was itching terribly. Not the healing wound, but the area along the top border where the tape held the bandage. I did NOT want a repeat of the bandaid itch-itis! I thought this tape would be fine. And so far, it was only one of the four sides that was itching.

I was careful not to stretch the skin and re-open the wound. I cut along the gauze on three sides, then pulled it back, and watched to make sure the tape removal did not stretch the hole area. What I discovered was that simply peeling off the tape left mini holes in my papery thin old lady skin!

Still, the bandage was off. The wound could breathe.

It didn't look too bad. Still an oozy place that hadn't covered over. It had not stuck to the gauze, which was basically dry, with only a tiny trace of blood on the underside.

I was careful not to bump the arm, or let any clothing get caught on it. Left it open overnight. Postponed my shower on Saturday morning, due to not wanting to disturb that wound or get it wet. It looked pretty good to me on Saturday afternoon.

Starting to close up. The area around it looks like it has taken a beating, but that's just a little bruising, most of which was there before, from grocery bags. Is it just me, or does the healing hole look like grape jelly?

Anyhoo... I left it uncovered for town. I don't like subjecting people to such a gory sight, but they have no business scrutinizing my body anyway!

Preparing For Pepper's Basic Training

I haven't talked to The Pony yet to see how it's going, setting up the Halo 5 Collar to keep Pepper GPS-ically on our property. I told Farmer H that I was worried about getting the right coordinates for the 10 acres next to the BARn field. It has no address. Just the street name. Farmer H says it will show up on the satellite view. That the landmarks will be visible, like where our little cedar forest ends, and where he stops mowing. The back border is basically the creek, so hopefully it won't be blocked by leafy trees.

We will have to find the leashes that Farmer H keeps proclaiming that he had. I know I bought a new one when I got Pepper's regular collar. I don't know where Farmer H put it. He declared that he already had a leash for taking Pepper to the vet for his operation. 

I swear, Farmer H loses leashes like the boys used to lose school scissors and rulers. Every year, they would bring their stuff home on the last day of elementary school, but then it would be gone when time to start again in the fall. I told Genius that he must have a stash of them under the floorboards of his bedroom. Like "The Telltale Heart." Which he actually used later during his high school years. Not the missing scissors and ruler, but the theme of "The Telltale Heart," for his PEEPS diorama that was an assignment for English class.

Anyhoo... The Pony and I need to give Farmer H a stern talking-to about training Pepper. None of his verbose lectures. Just short commands. No elaboration. No shaming. It's really hard for Farmer H to control his overactive mouth.

Farmer H is busy on the weekend, with his SUS2.5, and making two trips to the city to get cheap rich people cabinets from a remodel. Monday would be the likely day to start training, but it's supposed to rain Monday and Tuesday right now.

We need to get this show on the road. I hope Pepper has been staying home at night. I hear him barking out front. Wouldn't it be rich if I caught the neighbor dogs over here making OUR dog bark? I doubt that it's them. More likely a possum or armadillo.

I'm Starting To Think A Bribe Would Have Been More Efficient

We have been looking for a fenceless system to keep our dog Pepper at home. He really doesn't travel far or often. But since the across-the-road neighbor complained that Pepper comes over at night and makes his penned dogs bark (as if they never bark otherwise), we are trying to contain Pepper on our property. Which is 20 contiguous acres. That's plenty of room for a dog to be a dog.

Genius said he still has contacts at his previous company (who sold his division to another company) who can get the 40% employee discount on their products. Unfortunately, they don't have a fenceless system. Only three kinds of collars for tracking and training hunting dogs. 

I looked at a variety of products. One was over $1200! And still, it had complaints like it would sometimes shock the dog if it went under a carport roof. Nope! Not our Pepper. The Pony had also looked at a lot of products. The one we kept coming back to was the Halo 5 Collar.

It is not cheap! I think it was $575, but on sale for $75 off. And it has a subscription fee, for $9.99 a month, but we got the next higher level, which I think was $14.99 a month. Of course I also got a protection plan, because it's a DOG COLLAR, by cracky! And dogs lose collars, or they get chewed on by another dog. So this can get a replacement for way cheaper than a new one, or upgrade if a newer version is released. Anyhoo... by the time all these charges added up, we're in for about $700-$800.

I told Farmer H: "We'd probably have been just as well off to take $1000 cash across the road, and say, 'This is for the annoyance of having Pepper come to your house. Maybe this will make it a little easier to deal with.' I bet they would take it, and never say another word. But we'll give this collar a try, and hope it works."

"Yeah. They might have took it. We're already up to $500 for the vet and surgery. But I'm not tying up my dog. I kind of like little Pepper. It's not hurting us. We can afford it."

The Halo 5 Collar works on GPS coordinates. The main thingy is stored in the collar itself. So even if the wi-fi goes down, it will still work. It's designed for areas 3/4 of an acre or bigger. It's endorsed by the Dog Whisperer, Cesar Milan. Supposedly, with proper training, and the warning features, the dog might never even get a shock.

I told Farmer H: "I'm betting that Pepper will feel a shock!"

"Yeah. Me too. But he's been minding me pretty well now. And he comes when I call him."

"He doesn't bother the groceries on the chair. All I have to do is say, 'Pepper! NO!' and he walks away from the chair."

"Yeah. He's not stupid. He's growing up, and his operation helped."

The collar was delivered on Thursday. I'm taking it to The Pony, to see if he can get the coordinates set up while using faster internet in town. It will probably be Monday before Farmer H and The Pony can start training Pepper.

I've Been Burned (Gouged) By The (Fake) Fire(place)

Today I take a break from plagiarizing Ed Sheeran lyrics, and move on to Tom Petty for my title. It's a line from "Insider." [at 1:40 in this 5:26 YouTube duet with Stevie Nicks]

If you are the squeamish sort, you might not want to continue. I've put the gory pictures in reverse order, so as not to traumatize people with the thumbnail. I can't be settling personal injury lawsuits from the fainters, because I might be dealing with lawsuits from the music theft!

Anyhoo... a terrible tragedy befell me on Tuesday morning. I was getting up from my OPC (Old People Chair) to pull up the shorts that go with my leg pumps. In lifting my left arm, I hit the corner of the fake electric fireplace that's on the wall next to the OPC. A normal person could take a beatin' and keep on reachin', but I have thin, papery old lady skin, as The Pony says.

The corner of the fireplace ripped a triangle-shaped piece of skin loose. I knew it was going to bleed like an open fire hydrant. Good thing I have that cardboard box of supplies on the table next to the OPC, because no way could I hurry out of the carpeted living room with those heavy canvas shorts around my ankles, and seven assorted hoses strewn in my path. I could at least grab a piece of paper towel from my emergency stash.

There I stood, pressing the wound, pondering my next move. I sat down, kept my arm flat, and grabbed the box with my right hand. Of course I had everything in there but the kitchen sink, and bandaids. I had some non-stick flat gauze squares, though. And scissors. And tape. So I cut a gauze square in half, and tore off two strips of clear tape. I managed a makeshift bandage. It held up pretty well.

The injury happened around 10:15. As I readied myself for town at 2:30, I noticed that blood had started to seep through the gauze. It wasn't wet. There's a barrier. So I went on to town, rather than take time to re-bandage. 

Here's what it was like when I got home:

A bit misleading to pose it over my cutting board, but I was making Farmer H's supper at the time of the photos and the changing of the bandage. It's about to get gory. This is your warning to step away!

I took the bandage off by the wastebasket. Taking off the two tape pieces pulled my fragile skin. Blood started flowing again, even though this was now 4:00, and six hours after the injury. Lucky for me the paper towel holder was right there, so I got it blotted over and over, as I went to the living room to show Farmer H. Who of course had a large bandaid on HIS left arm, in the same place! Said he knocked it into a stack of 2x4s at Lowe's. But mine was more dramatic, I declared!

You can see the triangle of gouged skin. I know it won't be growing back. But I can't trim it off right now. Only press it back down with a new bandage. The pinkness around it is from the wiped-off blood, not inflammation. I'll stick with my bandages and clear tape, because I don't want to use one of Farmer H's big bandaids and find out I'm allergic to the adhesive.

I plan to leave my current bandage on a day or two, unless it seeps through too much. To allow the wound to start healing, and not bleed every time the skin is stretched taking off the tape. For showering, I plan to cut the top and bottom off a sandwich baggie, and slip that over my bandage. The tape to hold it on should be far enough away from the wound so that taking it off won't stretch the injured area.

Oh, and don't worry about Farmer H's supper. It was just corn dogs. They were in the oven when I unbandaged and got everything cleaned up again. I didn't have to touch his food, just take the pan out of the oven when they were done. Cutting board got washed with the dishes.

Too Far! Even If My Helicopter Wasn't Up On Blocks.

I am a bit worried about Genius. He has been trying to call me since last week. One day I was in the middle of 10Box, and the reception isn't good. Another day I was driving, and talking on the phone while driving is now against the law here in Missouri, unless you have the hands-free set-up, which I don't. I was on the little road that passes by the Double Hovel Beauty Shop, taking a shortcut. So I explained I couldn't really talk, but had ansered in case something was wrong.

Genius got through to me on Saturday, while I was sitting at the kitchen table. He was on-call with work, but had a spare moment. We chatted about 30 minutes. Nothing vital was discussed.

Tuesday morning before 9:00, Genius called again.

"Now I don't want you to worry about me. I'm fine. But last week, I was eating supper, and I had some kind of allergic reaction. My lips swelled up, and my lower jaw. I didn't feel like I couldn't breathe. I wasn't worried enough to go to the ER. I took some Benadryl, and the swelling went down. I have an appointment with my doctor to discuss it. The pharmacy guy gave me an epi pen. So I have that, in case something happens before I see the doctor. I'm just calling to see what Grandpa was allergic to. I remember he had to carry and epi pen."

"That was wasps. And he was a lineman with the telephone company, so likely to run into a nest every now and then. He never had to use it, but he had it."

"Oh. Well. I didn't eat a wasp, heh, heh!"

"Your cousin Niecy is allergic to strawberries. And maybe shrimp. But I don't know that any of the rest of us have food allergies."

"Okay. I was just trying to find out some history to tell the doctor."

"What were you eating?"

"Just a burger and fries, from Shake Shack. I've eaten the exact same thing a lot of times, and never had any problem."

"What was on the burger?"

"Just meat and cheese and peppers."

"Huh. I guess it could have been something with the peppers, even though you never had a problem before. Or maybe they used a spatula on something else, and then on your burger."

"I was out in the yard earlier. But I didn't get stung by anything."

"Your grandpa was also really allergic to poison ivy. I had it once, and never again. I know it's in the oil from the leaves. But they say it can be carried by smoke and affect people. Or maybe you touched something or brushed against it. Like it was on your pants, and you rubbed your hands on your leg, and then touched the burger. I don't know. I bet your doctor refers you for allergy testing."

"Yeah. She might. But I'm fine now. So don't worry about me. Friend ate the same thing as I did, and he didn't have any reaction."

"I'll try not to worry about you. You seem to have things under control."

Yeah. I am very busy not worrying right now...

Scratchmaker, Scratchmaker, Make Us A Match

Did I mention that the local Missouri Lottery scratcher machines have been replaced? Or maybe just re-programmed. It happened at Country Mart a couple weeks ago, as The Pony and I walked in to shop. About six employees were standing at the end of a register, talking. We walked up to the first machine, and a guy came over.

"We just got training. Here's how they work now. Touch the screen to make your selection. Then it goes into a cart instead of coming out. At the end, you go to your cart, and that's when you put in your money, or scan your winners. When you put enough in, the machine dispenses your tickets."

I'm glad he was there to show me. It was really easy. If I'd been left to try it myself, it would have taken forever. I'd have thought it was broken, because it wouldn't take my money, or scan the winners in at the beginning. Technology and me, you know.

Anyhoo... the machines at both Save A Lots are new now. And both of them at 10Box.

I went in 10Box on Sunday, and was disappointed to see two old ladies with their carts parked in front of the lottery machines. They're in a corner, and I had no way to get to either on. Besides, the ladies weren't even buying tickets. They were standing with their BACKS to the machines, carts pointed out, just talking. I figured I'd have to stand off to the side and wait, but they noticed me, and pushed  their carts forward a bit so I could have access.

While I was making my selections, I heard them chatting. I guess one had told the other how the "new" machines worked. One explained where she lived. The other said she was so glad to meet her. That it's really hard to make new friends when you get older. The first one agreed. It sounded like they were planning to get together sometime.

Isn't that cool? Two old ladies made a new friend, all because of the scratcher machines.

What's Going On Here?

You never know what you might see at the Gas Station Chicken Store. Even if it's not within the store itself. Saturday I nabbed my rightful handicap parking space beside the building. Facing the back alley, I noticed something unusual. [Despite this photo giving a crisp fall day feel, it was actually 92 degrees.]

Do you see it, there in the distance? Not the building. That used to be a can-opener factory. Might still be. I know people work there, and a shift gets off at 3:00 or 3:30, which makes me wait on a string of traffic to get back on the main road.

No, it's not the building I noticed.

Why is there a truck in that big field? Was somebody joy-riding and broke down? Trying to evade the police and take a long bumpy shortcut? It's not like concerts are held there, or festivals, where cars are directed to park in that field. I don't know who owns it, but it is usually kept mowed. I'm pretty sure this truck doesn't belong.

Looks like it's going to need a tow.