Thank The Gummi Mary, The Pony Doesn't Like Long Noodles

I've been reading about a food recall for the past few days. It's not a product I buy, so I kind of glossed over the various articles. The more I saw it, I grew concerned. The product is ready-to-eat Chicken Fettucine Alfredo, sold at the Devil's Playground. I think it's for microwaving, from the deli case. Or maybe frozen. Again, I didn't read the details, but realized that THE PONY LOVES PASTA!

I know The Pony shops at the Devil's Playground. I know that The Pony most often makes pasta at home, but has in the past bought the prepared deli version, like tortellini filled with cheese. Of course I had to warn The Pony! Hear those helicopter blades warming up?

"Pony! You haven't been eating Chicken Fettucine Alfredo, have you?"

"No. Why? Is there a recall?"

"Yes! It might have listeria. Seventeen people have died, and others have been sickened! Of course maybe they were elderly and infirm. Or infants. But still, 17 people have died! Or wait. Maybe it was in 17 states, and less than 17 people have died. Or MORE! Anyway, don't eat Chicken Fettucine Alfredo from the Devil's Playground!"

"Sheesh! I won't! But you don't have to worry. I don't like fettucine. I don't like a long noodle."

Well. There's that. The Pony is safe for now...