"My plates?" Let the record show that I am not missing any plates, and I do not collect any plates.
"Yeah. Your plates. A red and blue."
"Red and blue...oh, you mean like in my hutch? The red glass set from my grandma?"
"Noooo...your plates. The red and blue."
"I don't have any red and blue plates! Except those old ones that Grandma gave me."
"Not those! Those are red!"
"I know. But I don't know what else you could have found that would be considered my plates. That's the only red OR blue that I have. And I don't have ANY blue."
"You can't tell you nothin'!"
"I'm trying to figure it out."
"Your PLATES! The red and blue! That you eat off of!"
"My kitchen plates? They're white."
"You know what I mean. Those plates are red and blue."
"They are most certainly WHITE plates. They have a red line and blue line and yellow line swirl around the edge..."
"FINALLY! You don't understand nothin'!"
"Uh...did you ever consider that you can't EXPLAIN nothin'?"
"You're so hard-headed. You can only think of things one way!"
Seriously. Would YOU have gotten that whole plate thing?