Saturday, December 26, 2015

This Much Mrs. Hillbilly Mom Knows For Sure

Some observations from Mrs. Hillbilly Mom on the day after Christmas, 2015:

Old ladies like to poop in casino restrooms.

Old ladies like to grunt when they poop in casino restrooms.

Old ladies emit an unpleasant odor when they grunt and poop in casino restrooms.

Old men in casinos are hard of hearing.

Old men in casinos who are hard of hearing like to talk LOUDLY to other old men in casinos who are hard of hearing.

Old men in casinos who are hard of hearing like to stand beside Mrs. Hillbilly Mom on her stool at her slot machine when they talk LOUDLY to other old men in casinos who are hard of hearing.

Farmer H and Mrs. Hillbilly Mom do not yet qualify as an old man or an old lady.

4 comments:

Sioux said...

I'm sure the old men tend to fart a lot.

And loudly.

And stinkily.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Sioux,
And then TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT IT!

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Did I ever tell you the story of the old man at the bakery counter in the grocery? He apparently wanted to emit a loud fart and ended up leaving a puddle (not pee) on the floor ....... then snagged a bag boy and told him to clean it up and asked directions to the nearest rest room. Not good for business and his wife just silently slipped away and acted like she didn't know him (same thing I would have done). The man did not seem embarrassed at all.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Kathy,
No. You did not tell me that story. And now that "sharting" incident cannot be unread!