This envelope looked suspiciously like a billing statement. My trash-collection service is not in the habit of sending me entertaining, gossipy letters. I couldn't wait to get back to T-Hoe and put on my glasses and rip it open. I sensed that there might be some more rippin' going on, which had nothing to do with a paper envelope.

Looks like I got my blood boiling for nothing. Looks like that trash-collection service followed through after having an issue with their new billing software, and saved themselves from Jack('s Human Mom) the Ripper!
2 comments:
Well that's a relief, I can stop holding my breath now. Phew!
River,
Heh, heh! I can throw things away now all willy-nilly, without fear that my trash won't get picked up for non-payment!
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