Sunday, March 1, 2015

What's Up Down Here

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom has been a busy old flat-tailed, buck-toothed rodent today, whipping up a pot of vegetable soup (now with less juice), washing one sink of dishes, completing two loads of laundry, filing assorted receipts/statements/stubs, reviewing some legal forms concerning her mother's estate, submitting the #1 son's FAFSA, and sending off a story on the very last day of the deadline for consideration in an anthology.

"Well done, Mrs. Hillbilly Mom!" says Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, since she has grown cautious with all that self-back-patting lately, due to muscle strain.

Now all she needs are two blog posts, one of which this lame account will account for.

She has a son waiting, you know, to watch a new cooking show with. It's our bonding time. Now that Worst Cooks in America is over, we have to find new common ground. Cutthroat Kitchen comes on too late for the little nipper, what with his 60-minute shower awaiting. And no, there is no truth to the rumor that Mrs. Hillbilly Mom was turned down for participation in Worst Cooks because she is worse than the Worst.

So sayeth and so decreeeth Mrs. Hillbilly Mom, ruler of Hillmomba, devoted mother, loving wife, and blogstress extraordinaire on this 1st day of March in the year 2015.


Sioux said...

So, what IS the cooking show you two watched? We're all turning blue, tapping our feet in impatience and anticipation...

Hillbilly Mom said...

This one is All-Star Academy. They take ten of the best home cooks, and four Food Network chefs pick teams and instruct them to compete until they are eventually eliminated.

I just hope Bobby Flay loses. Not a fan.

Kathy's Klothesline said...

I was a Paula Deen fan, what with her being from Albany Georgia and all. My kids completed their grade school education there, then we moved to Tallahassee, then Tampa, and from there to Minnesota. That is where we left the kids to fulfill our dream of owning a campground.
As you told me about the door ..... be careful what you wish for.

Hillbilly Mom said...

I think Paula got a raw deal. Bobby Flay, on the other hand, seems like an arrogant egotist.