FRIDAY:
Farmer H read a book!
SATURDAY:
I sat in his pee on the toilet seat. Discovered his popcorn crumbs by the La-Z-Boy.
SUNDAY:
I won $200 on a scratch-off ticket.
MONDAY:
I had to deal with a millipede blocking the entrance to my dark basement lair.
TUESDAY:
I won $100 on a scratch-off ticket.
Wednesday, so far, has been uneventful. Maybe the ride is over.
3 comments:
You saw another millipede? Perhaps the two of them were mates... and the second one you found is looking to get some revenge.
And of course their offspring will be freakish in some way. Maybe your prophecy will prove correct. Maybe they will grow human-sized human feet onto the end of each of their legs...
Maybe it's just stuck temporarily while someone below does something with a wrench. Nothing like tossing a spanner in the works to set things off again. Fingers crossed for more good days than bad.
Sioux,
Yes, I'm pretty sure you conjured it up and sent it this way. Probably after giving it fertility treatments! I sent it on a toilet voyage as well.
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River,
Well, I think your idea is somewhat correct. As you will discover in a future post.
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