Monday, May 2, 2016

The Lady In Red, Not Black And White

Remember when I asked Farmer H to bring back something for The Pony from France? And The Pony said that he wouldn't mind a French maid?


According to Farmer H, this is what the French use for domestic help (and perhaps other activities) these days. She doesn't even look like she'd be very good at picking up the house.

Not sure why Farmer H couldn't get a little closer for that picture. Perhaps he didn't want to be seen as some kind of fetishist by the French.

Anyhoo...he showed The Pony that picture on his phone Sunday morning, and told him, "You know that French lady you wanted? She's on the way. She'll be shipped with the machine."

Something tells me that Farmer H's overseas divisions might not be making strictly saw blades for the meat-cutting industry.

3 comments:

Kathy's Klothesline said...

Not sure this is what the Pony had in mind when he asked for a French maid ......

Sioux said...

Farmer H's promises might be fulfilled in a strange and wonderful (?) way...

If she IS mailed, she deserves her own shed. Just sayin'...

Hillbilly Mom said...

Kathy,
Yeah. I don't think this will suit his needs. OR mine.

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Sioux,
Her own shed? I'm sure Farmer H has the blueprint in his head already.