The thing about taking your kids to school where you teach is that your fellow faculty can fill you in on their shenanigans.
This afternoon, TheParkingSpotUsurper informed me of the antics of young Mr. The Pony J. Hillbilly. Seems her class was having a discussion of inherited characteristics versus those credited to the environment. Mr. TPJH entertained his classmates with his vast array of talents, including, but not limited to:
*the ability to roll his eyelids
*the disconcerting clicking sound that ensues when he snaps one of his previously broken elbows into hyperextension and back, quickly
*the loosey-goosey status of his kneecap when he moves it to and fro just for fun
*the uncanny ability to lick his own elbow
That boy is a regular dog-and-pony show. Minus the dog.