Look away! This post is for a mature audience.
This little pin-up darling was caught unawares while posing for her centerfold. Such a come-hither look! Twitching her dainty tail to and fro...teasing. No bear-skin rug for this gal. She's a guy's gal. At home in the workshop or BARn, always ready to display her wares.
The part I find particularly pleasing is the pooch of her belly, bulging out like the business middle of a Liquid Paper correction pen. See the resemblance?
Perhaps I should start a pin-up calendar. Our little puss-puss would make the cover. Right now she's mellow, but you never know when she'll be feeling a little frisky...
Oh, who am I kidding? That cat is never gonna feel frisky. That lazy lug is taunting all you cat-lookers. He's not even a girl! Well, we thought he was, up until that day we took him to the vet and asked her to spay our precious ball of fluff. Imagine our surprise when the vet refused. "I'll castrate him, though."
Stockings has never forgiven us that transgression. Now he eats his feelings. It somehow suits him.