I regret to inform the citizens and visitors of Hillmomba that my mother passed away this morning. She went quickly, without pain or suffering, and with an outcry from the citizenry that sometimes life is simply not fair. She will be missed and remembered by all who knew her as Mrs. Hillbilly Mom's mom, that sweet lady who would do anything for anyone.
Except feed my sweet, sweet Juno when she was dumped at her house as a four-week-old puppy.
Juno and I both forgive her.
Even Newmentia took notice. No school tomorrow.
I shall think of it as Hillbilly Mom's Mom's Day.
I love you, Mom. Six a.m. is going to be very lonely for a long, long time.