Okay, I simply have to share this little biology worksheet faux pas with you.
My students were supposed to list three abiotic factors in the environment. For you not-very-sciency folks, abiotic means nonliving. As opposed to biotic factors, which are alive. The textbook gave several abiotic factors, such as sunlight, water, wind, soil, temperature.
A student listed three abiotic factors as: sunlight, water, wine.
That cracked me up. Technically correct. But not quite right.