Friday, February 10, 2017

This Will Come As A Complete And Total Shock...To An Alien Who Just Landed

Not complaining or anything like that, you know. Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is simply stating the facts. To keep all three of you apprised of Farmer H's 40% retired activities. Since he partially retired to working only 3 days a week after December...making 40% less money...having 40% more free time...he has done the following.

Took his Ford F250 4WD Long Bed Club Cab to the shop for some repairs.

Took his 2002 Chevy Trailblazer to the shop for repairs.

Took my T-Hoe to the shop for repairs.

Took his Ford F250 4WD Long Bed Club Cab back to the shop for more repairs.

Took his 1980 Olds Toronado to the shop for repairs.

Let the record show that Farmer H has made a career of working on machines, and even gets sent to other countries to deal with them. And let the record further show that Farmer H graduated from a technical school with training in automotive repairs.

Just the facts. I know there are no more words left concerning Farmer H's shenanigans. Just sayin'.


Sioux said...

HM--You forgot: 40% more fun. Soon, he'll only be working 2 days a week. Then one day a week. And then--ALL Farmer H ALL the time.

Kathy's Klothesline said...

He is just having the repairs done in order to spend more time with you. I do understand, you know. Just like HeWho bought oil, filters, etc. for my car ...... then took the car in to have the oil changed. The oil and the filter sill here ......... found them in the office.

Hillbilly Mom said...

I think he said he would like to spend the extra days at YOUR house!

That's cheaper than Farmer H's reasoning. He can't change the oil or do basic repairs because he can't lie down under the car anymore, he gets dizzy with his head back. So he needs a contraption to put the car up in the air. I'm hoping he doesn't mean one of those lifter things, but I think he already has little ramps. AND his plan for the structure he's creating by putting on a trussed roof and enclosing the two freight containers is to be able to work on cars inside...

fishducky said...

Never a dull moment with Farmer H!!

Hillbilly Mom said...

Which reminds me of his latest escapade...involving home safety.