Here is a picture he sent me a couple days ago:
Let the record show that we do NOT have a cow.
What in not-heaven would possess Farmer H to buy a sign cautioning people about a cow? Why would he spend his ill-gotten auction/Goodwill/flea market allowance on such an item?
I can only surmise that Farmer H is thinking that MRS. HILLBILLY MOM is a COW!
When questioned about the purchase, and the self-sent email that told Mrs. HM of this new addition, Farmer H replied, "Well, they didn't have one for a goat." Indeed. A likely story. So he immediately thought, I'll get a cow warning instead. A goat is kind of like a cow. Yeah. Right. No siree, Bob! Just ask blog buddy Sioux. A goat is NOT like a cow! Their eyes are totally different.
I think Farmer H was trying to put something over on me. Like inferring that I am a cow, and that people must be warned about me!
One thing is for certain. After this little incident...I'm about to have a cow!