Thursday, July 28, 2016

Do You Think Farmer H Is Trying To Tell Me Something?

Here is a picture he sent me a couple days ago:


Let the record show that we do NOT have a cow.

What in not-heaven would possess Farmer H to buy a sign cautioning people about a cow? Why would he spend his ill-gotten auction/Goodwill/flea market allowance on such an item?

I can only surmise that Farmer H is thinking that MRS. HILLBILLY MOM is a COW!

When questioned about the purchase, and the self-sent email that told Mrs. HM of this new addition, Farmer H replied, "Well, they didn't have one for a goat." Indeed. A likely story. So he immediately thought, I'll get a cow warning instead. A goat is kind of like a cow. Yeah. Right. No siree, Bob! Just ask blog buddy Sioux. A goat is NOT like a cow! Their eyes are totally different.

I think Farmer H was trying to put something over on me. Like inferring that I am a cow, and that people must be warned about me!

One thing is for certain. After this little incident...I'm about to have a cow!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't let Farmer H put you in a bad moooood!!

Sioux Roslawski said...

That goat. It's THE DEVIL.

THE DEVIL.

Hillbilly Mom said...

fishducky,
I think you and Farmer H are in cahoots!

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Sioux,
It can probably even peer out at you through your monitor with its rectangular pupils. When we got it, Farmer H told me his name was Billy. Perhaps short for Bill Z. Bub...

Sioux Roslawski said...

Did you miss the Seinfeld reference? Putty pathetic.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Sioux,
NOOOOO! And by that, I mean yes, I missed it. I'm slipping! This retirement thing has turned my mind to mush. Thank goodness I wasn't sitting in T-Hoe minding my own business when a crazed hockey fan with a painted face jumped in front of my window. Nor sitting on the couch taunting Farmer H about radio stations and car Jesus fish.