Do you think Santa can fit a side-by-side refrigerator in his sleigh for Mrs. Hillbilly Mom?
And furthermore, do you think Santa can fit it in his bag? And carry it? And get it down the chimney that the Mansion does not have? And can he do this by tomorrow morning?
Yeah. I didn't think so either.
Frig passed away after a short illness, succumbed to a fever of 60 degrees.
Don't worry. Mrs. Hillbilly Mom is not one of those people who vow to never own another Frig because the loss is simply too devastating to go through again. Nope. She can't wait until the stores open tomorrow, to pick out Frig's replacement.
Life's a biotch, then your Frig goes on the fritz, then he dies.
2 comments:
It's a sad Case(y). Get a big shiny one... Size DOES matter.
Sioux,
Indeed! I have my eye on a 25 cubic foot model. Stainless steel.
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