Friday, August 28, 2020

Even Steven Has The Memory Of An Elephant And Mrs. HM Combined

I'm surprised that Even Steven doesn't topple over headfirst, with his noggin being so memory-heavy. I told The Pony the other day that I felt my losing streak on the lottery should be about ready to come to an end.

"Um. After your $8,600 win at the casino, you might as well realize that you're not going to win anything the rest of your life!"

It kind of seemed that way. I even switched it up from buying $5 tickets to getting the big honkin' $30 ticket. I used some of my casino money to do so. I had a little luck, getting my money back on the ticket. Which I would re-invest into another big ticket. There are three varieties of the $30 ticket out now.

Of course it was my old favorite Golden Ticket that pulled through for me.


Don't worry about matching the numbers. I uncovered a 10X symbol down on the left side.
That was sure a relief!


It was nice to win $100, even though it cost me $30 to do it. Actually, the second-nicest thing was to WIN something instead of scratching for nothing.

Maybe this will get me back on the winning track with the $5 tickets again. We'll see...

6 comments:

Unknown said...

How much would I probably win if I bought a $5 ticket? Nothing.

How much would I probably win if I bought a $10 ticket? Nothing.

How much would I probably win if I bought a $30 ticket? Nothing.

And the beat (down) goes on. The beat (down) goes on.
Failure keeps on fillin' up my brain.
La de da de de, la de da de da

(You can do the rest. You're so much better at it than I am.)


Sioux Roslawski said...

How did I go down as "Unknown"? I'm not unknown. In fact, I'm so well known at a particular gas station because of my picture-taking antics, I'm on a "Beware of this Woman" list.

Hillbilly Mom said...

"Unknown"
You got me, babe! Don't worry, I'll win for the both of us. Of course, I'll keep and spend the money for the both of us, too!

Today I won $5 each on two $5 tickets. I tried another $30, but it was A LOSER! Easy come, easy go.

Hillbilly Mom said...

Sioux,
I could tell it was you, by the beat(down). I had that reply ready, and forgot to hit the PUBLISH button before watching TV with The Pony for three hours.

I thought maybe you were going incognito for wood-chipper-rental purposes, Madam, and were using another account that you have set aside for such devious tasks.

River said...

It's always nice when Lady Luck or Even Steven return from a holiday and the little wins start up again. I had hoped either one of them would be holidaying in my area, but sadly, that didn't happen. Again.

Hillbilly Mom said...

River,
Maybe Lady Luck and Even Steven are banned from travel!